Hello,

My name is Grandmaster Yoshi. The purpose of this site is for my own projects. Nothing here is serious. All content is purely for fun and YEE YEE YE, without which we would be lost and depressed. Sometimes, it seems like I just can’t stop farting, and I am slowly beginning to understand why.

Beyond this is revealed, the meaning of life itself: to shake my booty till I drop and wake up later with a twerk hangover, as well as considering avoidance of a thirteenth espresso shot. I do not use an espresso mug, or whatever you like to call them, I just stick my mouth under the nozzle and go. Thanks to these remarkable discoveries, I can finally be at peace. Which has led me to further discoveries exceeding even my wildest dreams.

First, humidifiers get wet because they make the air wet around them. Mind blowing, I know. It defies all logic and yet it happens, you can watch it happen. Second, I have been awake for far too long and need sleep and food. Simple as that.

Nothing here is monetized. I do not profit from this site at all. If you wish to file a complaint you can: kindly go away and have a jolly good day govn’ah!

,Goodbye